The evolution of the FB status

All my Status Updates So Far:

Tue December 15, 2009, 8:54 pm: Oh. Let me introduce you to 'none of your business.' :)

Sun December 13, 2009, 7:54 pm: For men may come and men may go... But I go on for ever. [:D]

Sun December 13, 2009, 2:46 am: OK. It just turns out I might be a liiiittle bit possessive. And insecure. Just a little bit. Nothing to worry about. Everything's dandy. Everything's fine. I'm OK. [grin]

Fri December 11, 2009, 11:40 pm: What if I lose my voice today, and the carols come out all weird? What if I bungle it up and everyone glares at me?!

Thu December 10, 2009, 8:43 am: Who IRONS their jeans, for God's sake? Geek!!

Wed December 9, 2009, 10:41 am: Oh no! They're showing P.S. I love you again. Here come the waterworks... Sniff.

Wed December 9, 2009, 2:01 am: Home sick :(

Mon December 7, 2009, 10:21 am: A. B. C. D. E. F. G. H. I. J. K. L. M. N. O... NO! So again, which part of N. O. didn't you get?

Sun December 6, 2009, 7:48 pm: Dear God. Just because I had a great Friday evening, please don't make my weekends completely activityless. Next weekend, I'd like the fun spread out over the 3 days. Also, I don't know which neighbors you're talking about. I must have missed the memo. So until I hear from you, I am going to continue not loving them. Thank you. PS: Thanks for making India #1 in cricket or something. The menfolk seem to love it. :)

Sun December 6, 2009, 12:09 am: They immobilized my Hyderabad.

Sat December 5, 2009, 12:05 am: Pyaar - impossible, impossible. Impossible hai pyaar...

Fri December 4, 2009, 12:45 pm: coriandar martinis and yellow tangerines...

Thu December 3, 2009, 11:21 am: In English.

Mon November 30, 2009, 11:41 pm: I get the fields, he gets the sea...

Sun November 29, 2009, 1:35 am: At long last, I go to meet the sea...

Wed November 25, 2009, 3:22 am: On my mind? AdWord Cullen.

Tue November 24, 2009, 11:52 am: Together, we'll run through every little bylane, we'll peep into every little corner, turn all stones, peer into dusty shadows... And we'll find it. We always do.

Thu November 12, 2009, 7:50 pm: Close your eyes, take a deep breath, open your eyes, stare into the face of a Freaky Friday. And say 'Bring it!'

Sun November 8, 2009, 1:52 am: Sundays are for hot baths.

Mon November 2, 2009, 9:15 pm: Ajab prem ki ghazab kahani...

Sun November 1, 2009, 9:23 pm: Happy Birthday, Mr. Khan

Sun October 25, 2009, 7:40 am: I <3>

Sat October 24, 2009, 9:59 am: A watched inbox never gets mail.

Sun October 18, 2009, 5:49 am: Everyone in the theater has decided to pool together the 50 million dollars the cast of Blue needs. Then we can all go home and live our lives unsullied. I think.

Thu October 15, 2009, 2:11 am: Mom is glad the Hippo is gone...

Mon October 12, 2009, 2:43 am: Confession: Forgive me Versace, coz I have sinned. For the past two weeks, I've been ferreting out pink clothes, purple clothes, white clothes with pink/purple, black clothes with pink/purple, grey clothes with pink/purple. Just so I can wear my pink and gold joothis! [Sob!]. So help me, Gucci.

Thu October 8, 2009, 9:41 pm: Dusting all hearts off my sleeve.

Wed October 7, 2009, 7:42 am: Tere bina zindagi se koi shikwa tho nahi...

Sat October 3, 2009, 5:15 am: Nature's fury... :(

Fri October 2, 2009, 2:05 pm: Yes, I'm in a relationship. And yes, it's complicated. Because every relationship is. :)

Wed September 30, 2009, 6:56 am: See if I care...

Tue September 29, 2009, 11:32 am: Dakota Fanning is Jane in the 'New Moon'!

Thu September 24, 2009, 3:37 am: But I swear in the days still left, we'll walk in fields of gold...

Tue September 22, 2009, 10:26 am: Battle of the 'X'es...

Mon September 21, 2009, 8:03 pm: For you, a thousand times over...

Mon September 21, 2009, 6:09 am: Back!

Tue September 15, 2009, 11:47 am: Scrabble cheaters, go to @#$%! $%^&#

Tue September 15, 2009, 1:02 am: Promise me you'll give faith a fighting chance. And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance... I hope you dance.

Sun September 13, 2009, 11:53 pm: 'Cause you're hot then you're cold, You're yes then you're no. You're in then you're out, You're up then you're down. You're wrong when it's right, It's black then it's white. We fight, we break up, We kiss, we make up...

Mon September 7, 2009, 1:54 pm: Stupid scrabble cheaters!! %#$&*!

Mon September 7, 2009, 11:16 am: Is FB acting funny for everyone? It's stuck in a time warp for me...

Fri September 4, 2009, 7:17 am: There will always be choices; you'll always have options. There will be reason and rationale. And you will have to choose. The day you choose, that moment, you will be known by your choice.

Fri September 4, 2009, 2:51 am: I fear the day I'll have nothing to say.

Tue August 18, 2009, 9:19 am: I miss the moon.

Sun August 16, 2009, 11:41 pm: And yet, to say the truth, reason and love keep little company together nowadays...

Thu August 13, 2009, 8:51 pm: Aaja Aaja Dil Nichode, Raat Ki Mataki Tode Koyi Good Luck Nikaale, Aaj Gullak Toh Phode...

Thu August 6, 2009, 11:12 pm: and we twist...

Wed August 5, 2009, 9:23 pm: Woh jahaan door jisse gaye the nikal...

Mon August 3, 2009, 10:47 pm: shards of insanity dripping with the potion of numbness...

Sun August 2, 2009, 8:10 pm: I don't know if I will win, but I know I will fight.

Sun August 2, 2009, 10:14 am: Rakhi Sawant wants a 'kaadi'gram...

Fri July 31, 2009, 11:23 am: wayward wisps of sunshine...

Thu July 30, 2009, 12:48 pm: voiceless sounds of varied timbre...

Wed July 29, 2009, 8:20 pm: It's not over tonight...

Mon July 27, 2009, 5:03 am: Tell him what was wrong, I sometimes think too much, But say nothing at all. And tell him from this high terrain, I am ready now to fall...

Mon July 27, 2009, 4:39 am: Options

Sun July 26, 2009, 9:04 pm: Do you really honestly think, I will sigh one day, take your hand, look deep into your eyes, and say 'I love you for your DVD collection?' <-- [I think this one's my favorite]

Fri July 24, 2009, 12:18 pm: work...

Mon July 6, 2009, 10:24 pm: What a weekend! Phew!!...

Sun July 5, 2009, 4:19 am: Banjara hills police station! <-- [Not again!]

Wed July 1, 2009, 7:33 pm: I liked New York. Go watch it!

Tue June 23, 2009, 4:25 am: You're caught in a one way street With the monsters in your head...

Sat June 20, 2009, 1:36 am: Horrible weekend so far. Monday, please save me. At least I won't be able to make trouble for myself. Sigh.

Wed June 17, 2009, 7:33 pm: Bleary eyed, weary boned...

Tue June 16, 2009, 9:05 pm: My sister and I stormed a boys hostel at 11 pm yesterday and gave them a lecture on eve-teasing (to NOT do it...sheesh)! Hell yeah!

Tue June 16, 2009, 8:57 am: How is it that after 7 YEARS of knowing someone, you miss them after 7 minutes of staying apart?

Mon June 15, 2009, 11:44 pm: Lost my phone and found it again. I'd like to thank everyone for their support. :)

Sun June 14, 2009, 7:49 pm: Monday, bring it on!

Sat June 13, 2009, 1:46 pm: Sleepless on Saturday...

Fri June 12, 2009, 4:27 am: Can I be assured that no more work will descend on me now - 5 o' clock on a Friday evening?

Thu June 11, 2009, 7:17 pm: early morning class :(

Thu June 11, 2009, 6:09 am: downwards and spiralling...

Tue June 9, 2009, 5:45 am: I wish Shakil was Spiderman. I am so fed up of the traffic in Hyderabad! :(

Mon June 8, 2009, 12:26 pm: I was just winning a game of Scrabble! By a mile! And the woman force-forfeited!! WTF!!!!!

Sun May 31, 2009, 9:52 pm: BING has not helped me make a decision! :P

Sun May 31, 2009, 9:49 pm: BING is up! :O

Sun May 31, 2009, 9:13 pm: Too many 'Pistha' posters around the city. Vishal's abs are seriously distracting.

Sat May 30, 2009, 2:33 pm: wide awake

Thu May 28, 2009, 8:21 pm: Thus ends the month...

Mon May 25, 2009, 8:25 pm: is disillusioned.

Sun May 24, 2009, 9:48 pm: I did NOT shop this weekend! <-- [This is not true]

Sat May 23, 2009, 4:16 am: Saturday, will you wait?

Fri May 22, 2009, 1:53 am: Your voice is the splinter inside me...

Wed May 20, 2009, 2:21 am: blankity :P

Mon May 18, 2009, 1:04 am: Has anyone ever tried to find out if Monday has 19 hours instead of 24?

Fri May 8, 2009, 4:04 am: OMG I am a pushover?! I can't be! God, give me the 'evil'ity...

Wed May 6, 2009, 11:23 am: drum dee drum...

Mon April 27, 2009, 8:39 am: Several withdrawal symptoms - Need lemonade at ungodly hours, need to discuss homosexuality prejudices, need 48 degree weather, and need to play Taboo!

Mon April 27, 2009, 8:35 am: is missing MICA :(

Sat October 11, 2008, 8:42 am: is going to blog and blog...

Thu October 2, 2008, 12:55 am: : "Jaane kyon dil jaanta hai,... tu hai tho, I'll be alright, I'll be alright"

Wed October 1, 2008, 11:13 pm: is not in jail <-- [Please to be noted]

Wed October 1, 2008, 4:48 am: is in jail.

Sun September 21, 2008, 10:04 am: is cleaning out her closet...

Thu September 18, 2008, 8:05 pm: is watching morning life in the city go by...

Thu September 18, 2008, 2:59 am: is ruminating

Wed September 17, 2008, 10:41 pm: is hungry and wants to have daal baati churma

Tue September 16, 2008, 3:14 am: is furious at having been asked to go barefoot for a fire drill! My shoes, my beautiful beautiful shoes...

Tue September 16, 2008, 1:39 am: loves Malpua!

Sat September 13, 2008, 12:38 pm: is wondering ...

Thu September 11, 2008, 10:07 pm: is wondering why people on FB are voting her 'Best potential MOTHER.' Really!!!

Thu September 11, 2008, 9:44 pm: wishes the cool night breeze dried the tears...

Wed September 10, 2008, 3:23 am: is still thinking of Mr. Akhtar...

Tue September 9, 2008, 9:24 am: is sad, very sad...

Sun September 7, 2008, 10:12 am: is tired after a hectic day of house-hunting in Bengaluru

Sat September 6, 2008, 12:27 am: is blogging!